My final day dawns. I have two things to do today. The forbidden city and a Tibetan Buddhist temple. To complicate matters I have a cope. It’s been creeping up on me but at first I thought it might be the pollution, its not. I know that the forbidden city gets crazy fast so I walk straight there. I want to go to tianamen Square first. The walk starts getting a bit weird. Security everywhere, plain cloths men who are clearly soldiers hanging around. One I get there and go through a large number of security checks I realise I can’t get to the square. The same committee talks that scuttled my sword transportation has also scuppered my plan to reach the square. It looks like its being used as a coach park for the top members of the communist party. I head to the Forbidden City. As I enter it opens. Its still packed. I grab a ticket. About a fiver and immediately veer off the beaten track to escape the hordes. I explore with a friendly Chinese lady in my ear telling me a bit more about the places I visit. 8 buy some last minute probably overpriced souvenirs and my 3 and a half hours in yje Forbidden City is over. I see pretty much all there is to offer. I walk on for a while and find a spot to sit and have a snack. Then I move on to my next task. The temple. Although I had visited a Chan temple in Wuhan. One simply wouldn’t be enough. In a relatively short amount of time I find it and get in. I pay my respects and enjoy soaking up the atmosphere. Afterwards, I explore the near vicinity and make a special purchase. I thenk strike off in a random direction that eventually leads me straight back to my hotel. I kill time eating a macaron and coffee at a Mcdonalds with free WiFi. I head back to my hotel to grab my luggage and see if my sword has arrived. It has not. I am saddened but not surprised. I catch my airport transfer. A princely sum of 3 pounds is paid for the hour plus journey. Beijing Airport is entirely underwhelming. Few departure boards, shops and life, especially at this late hour. I find a corner entirely uninhabited and proceed to go through Xinjia. I may as well and I wouldn’t want to forget what I’ve learnt in China. Soon it’s time to fly and as I write this, about to take off on my second flight from Amsterdam back to London. There’s much to reflect on. The most important being, Beijing was interesting and so was Wuhan, but really, its my time in the village that I’ll stay with me for the rest of my life. I hope I will get to train there again under a sublime exponent such as Chen Xiaoxing. But for now, there’s so much training to do and life to live. I’m not sad that this adventure has come to a close, I’m excited at the one I’m building for myself at home and on the floor.As Kim likes to say so well. Xie Xie Laoshi!
Day tripping



Down and out in Beijing Hills






Park life




I wake up extra early. Partly to say good night to my wife and partly to get on with things. I suspect the real reason may have been the early starts I had been getting in the village. The bed is certainly comfortable enough to tempt me to stay but the prospect of seeing the city gets me up and out. I take a short metro ride (cost: 40p) to the temple. Of heaven park and get a ticket. I immediately go off from the main drag looking for Taiji. The first thing I come across is a very lage group of pensioners exercising like their lives depend on it (which in a very real sense, it does) their on excercise equipment, stretching (most way more flexible than I am) and utilising gymnastic equipment in a manner that almost left me speechless (it was hard to tell as I had no one to talk to) a man probably in his 60s hanging from a bar lifting his ankles to his head was what did it for me. I stopped to marvel at a piece of equipment I had to fake a picture of. A bar for the express peruse for putting your foot on and stretching. It’s practically made for Viki. I take a picture of the instructions and foot as I stretch it. I note how my shoes are about to fall apart. I will be leaving them in China as a momento and gift to this fine country. It will compliment the two pairs of taiji shoes I ditched in the ditch. Epilogue day One: Beijing bound






Standing down
Ditching Class

Second last day…terrible night’s sleep. Mainly because I miss my wife and also the matress is solid. Richard is awake before me as usual. The thing about a bad night’s sleep if you spend the majority feeling like you’re wide awake and then when you actually have to get up all you want to do is keep on sleeping. Lights, camera, corrections


Day eight already. It feels like the days are flying by faster. I still didn’t sleep very well but I’m just used to that now. Richard and I head for breakfast and it’s rice water again. The boiled eggs are appreciated at breakfast. At this point I take every opportunity I can to eat protein. Training this morning is a little different. Xiaoxing is being miced up and the German film crew have invaded our training hall. Soon I realised they will be accompanying us for our morning session. We are filmed receiving corrections and standing. I don’t imagine 30 minutes of people standing still makes for amazing television. They film the section of the form we’re working on being demonstrated and us practicing, we take our customary break and they begin to interview him while we’re hanging around eating food and stretching. Soon we’re told to keep practicing in the background. It’s what we’d do anyway. They’ve been filming around China for a year now and it’s a Chinese-German-New Zealand Co-production. It’ll be called Colours of China and will be shown in five episodes and also as a feature film. I look forward to catching it when it’s comes out. We break for lunch a little early but Viki, Kathy and I go over Jade maiden works the shuttles for a bit, it’s productive. Heading out we watch a teenage boy and girl doing grappling work. She is thrown a lot but is tenacious and keeps at it. Next to them Ziqiang is teaching his students wrestling and grappling technique and allows them to try techniques on him and each other. It’s interesting to watch. What a difference a (half) day makes.




My head is sore the whole night. I’m as much disturbed by the pain as I am by the possibility of it disrupting my training. In the morning it’s still not sorted. I take an ibuprofen and it sorts it out. I have a few ideas what might have caused it and dehydration is at the top of the list. I drink copious amounts of water. This. Later backfires as I twice have run back to my room during and before training to relieve myself. Training begins as usual with standing, I am shocked to discover that. It’s not total agony from the start. It seems only having two and a half hours training in the afternoon the day before has made a huge difference to my fatigue levels. This immediately sets me up for a good day, especially with my headache going. Training proceedes well. We’re now into section three and repeat what is now more than half form multiple times. We have no time for solo training in first session which is a pity as there’s a complicated bit just before forward trick backward trick that I’d have liked to have worked on. Soon our first session is over and we have lunch to attend to. As we pass out the hall we see the puppy happy and being attended to by a young lady who has apparently been assigned to care for it. The dog’s name is white head (in Chinese obviously) because he has some white tights on his head. All we can see is what appears to be spilt milk on his head but we don’t say anything. Ziqiang looks very pleased with young whitehead. Whom I have decided to nickname pimple. As we leave we are being eyed up by what appear to be police, they take a photo of us. I joke they’ve come to take the Austrian who’s overstayed his visa but has mistaken one of us for him and are about to cart us off. Turns out they’ve noticed us and we have to be registered by them. They require photocopies of our passports and visas.
Lunch is filled with great excitement as there’s chicken on the menu. It greatly pleases me. There is also rice. It’s good. I head for my customary nap and it’s glorious. No noisy speakers outside the window today.
Back to training and as Richard and I stretch we notice a camera crew following ziqiang, two men I would class as euro hipster are in the background looking self important. Turns out they’re a German bunch filming a documentary about the village. Back at training and my revitalised legs continue to be doing well and another good session is had. We cover forward trick backward trick which is a bit complicated but still vaguely reminiscent of why I’ve done before, we part the wild horses mane and do some fajin in the process. Soon training is over and I stay whole Dave receives corrections and does push hands drills with Xiaoxing while I take photos. Hopefully I’ve got some decent ones.
Dinner is satisfactory but while I was hoping for egg fried rice. We get congee (rice in water) instead. We head to the shop on the way back and I make an important purchase.
I chat to Viki outside on the balcony for a little while, we talk about being here in the village, training with a grand master and all the friends we would have liked to have joined us. Soon we head in to rest our weary legs.later I had out to call my wife. I do laojia whole I wait, it’s nice to revisit old Faithfull. I keep on stopping to remind myself how to do a bit without falling into Xinjia. I chat with my wife and check in on the pupp. Today was a good day.